Hey, do y’all know the story of “Hey There Delilah,” that so-so song by the Plain White T’s? If you feel like being angry, go read up on it! It sucks!
In other news, here’s this:
Hey Arizona,
Just touched down in Phoenix city
But I’m staying out in Scottsdale and the traffic sure looks shitty
Yes it’s true
I hate to drive on freeways too
I really do
Hey Arizona,
If I could I’d climb your mountains
But instead I’m fixing printers and resetting locked accounts and
I’m alone
Eleanor Shellstrop isn’t home
I’m on my own
Oh, it’s what you do to me
Oh, it’s what you do to me
(repeat until dead)